As the host disappeared after making the introduction, the house lights dimmed and on the stage, a cloaked figure appeared. The plate-sized spotlight shone centre stage and as the music began to play, the light grew until it fully enveloped its hooded subject.

Where the cloak once was, a goddess had appeared. Wearing diamond-studded lingerie, a matching pair of ankle-high stilettos and a live boa constrictor around her shoulders, she began to dance seductively.

With every verse, an item of clothing would disappear. And by the end, every seat in the house found itself severely impassioned.